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Blue Doggy Blues | Blew Pants Blues | Flat Line Know When | New Beginnings | Quarks | Starks Freddy Fetus | Dream Date

BLEW PANTS BLUES

SHE WAS STANDING AT THE BAR A VERY CROWED BAR WHEN SHE HAD TO PEE ON HER WAY TO PEE SHE BRUSHED UP AGAINST ME I CAME IN MY PANTS
IT SOAKED THROUGH TO HER EVENING GOWN IT MADE A STAIN AND SHE COMPLAINED "IT'S ALL STICKY LIKE GLUE"
SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE MOUTH AND TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW I'M A LOUSE THEN KICKED ME
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THOSE BLOW IN MY PANTS BLUES
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Freddy Fetus
Continuing Adventures of Freddy the Fetus

      Relaxing one day in his favorite spot in the womb, Freddy Fetus became aware of an annoying tugging sensation. Ducking and sidestepping Freddy soon became concerned for his safety. It became apparent someone didn't have his best interest at heart. Although the odds were overwhelmingly against him, Freddy decided to deal with this menace by using a creative distraction. He gathered up some odds and ends put them together in a glob and put them in the path of the menace. With a speed and force that sent chills down his just beginning to form spine, Freddy realized that this was meant for him. As hard as it was for Freddy to believe, he was beginning to understand. Pissed off he quickly began to devise a plan. About to deal with a crisis no fetus has ever had the courage to oppose, Freddy felt confident he would be victorious.

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Dream Date

Girl, you gotta learn to take a little constructive criticism. Everything you know is wrong, you do nothing right, and you don't listen. If you'd just listen you might learn somethin. And there you go with that attitude problem. Your arms are folded and you're glaring at me. Look at you. Tryin ta start shit. Ya know that pisses me off. Ohh, emotional blackmail, huh? Well it ain't gonna work. So stop that cryin, right now, I demand it. "BOOM" See what you made me do. That was a perfectly good wall. And it's all your fault. See how you are. I should just leave you. You don't know how good you got it. Nobody else would have ya. OK, I'm ready for sex now. What's wrong with you? Damn, you must be frigid or somethin. You know you want it. I'm just gonna have to go somewhere else and get it, you ain't no good for nuthin.
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Blue Doggy Blues

It's about the people next door to John Cougar Melon's camp. The dog came over. The kids spray painted it blue. A collie dog.
Ernie comes home and says, "You painted the Melon's collie blue - yeah baby. I hope he doesn't sue. I got the melancholy blues baby, I don't know what to do."
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Flat Line

From now toward then, been be to be, am beyond was is, are happen were we we're will before.
For forward to come go going gone, make made that this, the did do doing done.
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Know When

A no win situation, is not to know when to say when.
A know when situation, is to know when to say when.
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NEW BEGINNINGS

SOLICITATION STRATEGIES PROPER PANDERING HUSTLING HARMONY PROCUREMENT PROCEDURES PARAMETERS ALTERED PARADIGM PERFECTED BUSY BARTERING MEETING OBJECTIVES NATURALLY STEER TOWARD DIRECT ORCHESTRATION MANIPULATE MANEUVER REALIZE FULFILLMENT SEARCH SAMPLE EXPERIENCE INVENTORY OVERSTOCK SALE OFFER AVAILABLE ORIGINAL CREATION SPICY COMPILATION OPPORTUNITY WAVES SURFS UP
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Quarks

People have their quarks about them. Some know things from top to bottom. Others have their ups and downs. Some will see the charm in this. Most will think it strange.
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Starks

Starks running naked Fleeing a cat Fleaing itself
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Country Daze | Poetry | Stuff You Tell Kids
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